yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
dunmer or khajiit?
Khajiit are one of the beast races which inhabit the continent of Tamriel, primarily their home province of Elsweyr. They are well known for their intelligence and agility. While these traits make them superb thieves and acrobats, Khajiit are also fearsome warriors. Although they rarely take to the sea, the prospect of trade and shipping skooma does draw some to work as sailors. The kingdoms of Khajiit existed long before recorded history. Elsweyr consisted of 16 kingdoms and about 20 different types of Khajiit early in the First Era, which were a model of cooperative specialization and harmony compared to other races of the time. Khajiit are each subtly bound to the Lunar Lattice, a mysterious force entitled ”ja’Kha’jay” in their native tongue. It determines the form a Khajiit assumes in life, according to the phases of the moons Masser and Secunda at the time of their birth.
Someone asked me once, as a kind of dig at the movie, “Why someone like Zoe would have a dress?”
I looked right at him and said, “There’s only one white dress a woman like Zoe would keep. Her wedding dress.”