October 2011
My xbox finally red ringed on me.
How the fuck am I supposed to play Revelations now!?
Halloween is depressing me.....
empressandiiskywalker:
jedikirby:
I never have plans so every year everyone is posting pictures on facebook from parties in costumes having fun and I am just sitting scrolling through them like….
so my step dad says….
“Why don’t you just join them?”
and I’m like…
I like how my social networking site with my ‘friends’ makes me realize…that I have no friends…haha. Oh irony you slay me.
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I love women but
mandaloriansunite:
I do have standards, I don’t love all women of shapes and sizes. You may think i’m a prick for saying this but at least I’m honest, sorry not every man is a simp or a knight in shining armor.
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
